Top 12 Things A Klingon Programmer Would Say
- 12. Specifications are for the weak and timid!
- 11. This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!
- 10. You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon.
- 9. Indentation?! -- I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!
- 8. What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
- 7. Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' -- they have 'arguments' -- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.
- 6. Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
- 5. I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth contest. They will not concern us again.
- 4. A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!
- 3. By filing this SPR you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die!
- 2. You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!
- 1. Our users will know fear and cower before our software. Ship it! Ship it, and let them flee like the dogs they are!
But that's the mood I'm in....
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